A minister preached a very short sermon. Β He explained, “My dog got into my office and chewed up some of my notes.”
At the end of the service, a visitor asked, “If your dog ever has pups, please let my pastor have one of them.”
“Next time you get yelled at for no reason, let it go. Β
People have bad days too.
It’s not as easy as it looks to walk upright
and act like you’re in charge of the planet,”
–Β Anthony Rubino Jr. [Life lessons from your dog]
Joke of the day – Dragon
Do you feel like this Monday would dragon forever?
Relax….have some nutritious dragon fruit!
Dragon fruit aka pitaya
Slice it into half, You’ll find red flesh with black seeds inside. (Some dragon fruit comes in white flesh)
Peel off the skin.
Slice into cubes and dig in.
Joke of the day – Donut diet
Happiness is ..
… having an EGGtraordinary Friday!
“Have a cool refreshing bath.”
“Take a moment to smell the flower.”
“Be a king for the day.”
“Spread some love.”
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Joke of the day – Parable
Teacher: Β “What parable in the Bible do you like best?”
Student: “The one about the guy that loafs and fishes.”
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Joke of the day – Stand tall
Blessed are those who are short,
for they are more down-to-earth!
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Happiness is …
Joke of the day – COFFEEteria
βNobody can fully understand the meaning of
love unless heβs owned a dog.
A dog can show you more honest affection
with a flick of his tail than
a man can gather through
a lifetime of handshakes.βΒ
β Gene Hill
