What day do eggsย fear most?
Fryday!
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Joke of the day – Personal trainer
I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer
becauseย I’m notย strong enough.
I’ve just handed in my too weak notice.
The coconut trees, lithe and graceful,
crowd the beach like a minuet of
slender elderly virgins adopting flippant poses.
–ย William Manchester
Joke of the day – Missing soap
Duck 1: ย “Hey, who stole the soap?”
Duck 2: “It must be the robber ducky!”
Wishing you blessings of love and peace…
….wherever you may be.
“Please keep my human friendsย and their loved ones safe. ย And may all homeless kitties and doggies find ย good homes! “
Farewell OO7 [The spy we loved]ย
โTeach love, generosity, good manners and
some of that will drift from the classroom
to the home and who knows,
the children will be educating the parents.โ
– Roger Mooreย [14.10.27 – 23.05.17]
God of peace,
bring your peace to our violent world:
peace in the hearts of all men and women
and peace among the nations of the Earth.
– Pope Benedict XVI
Joke of the day – Shelf life
Weย recently got crushed by a pile of books,
we haveย only got ourย shelvesย to blame.
I think the power of persuasion
would be the greatest superpower of all time.
– Jenny Mollen
The spectacles of experience;
through them you will see clearly a second time.
– Henrik Ibsen
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