It’s time for some vitamin HA!
Joke of the day – Meditation
The art of meditation is learning to stay…
and relax!
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Joke of the day – Penguin
Who don’t penguins fly?
They’re not tall enough to be pilots.
โThe planet does not need more successful people.
The planet desperately needs more peacemakers, healers,
restorers, storytellers and lovers of all kinds.”
-Dalai Lama
Joke of the day – ‘Egg’xiety
What day do eggsย fear most?
Fryday!
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Joke of the day – Personal trainer
I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer
becauseย I’m notย strong enough.
I’ve just handed in my too weak notice.
The coconut trees, lithe and graceful,
crowd the beach like a minuet of
slender elderly virgins adopting flippant poses.
–ย William Manchester
Joke of the day – Missing soap
Duck 1: ย “Hey, who stole the soap?”
Duck 2: “It must be the robber ducky!”
Wishing you blessings of love and peace…
….wherever you may be.
“Please keep my human friendsย and their loved ones safe. ย And may all homeless kitties and doggies find ย good homes! “
Farewell OO7 [The spy we loved]ย
โTeach love, generosity, good manners and
some of that will drift from the classroom
to the home and who knows,
the children will be educating the parents.โ
– Roger Mooreย [14.10.27 – 23.05.17]
