βThe planet does not need more successful people.
The planet desperately needs more peacemakers, healers,
restorers, storytellers and lovers of all kinds.”
-Dalai Lama
Joke of the day – ‘Egg’xiety
What day do eggsΒ fear most?
Fryday!
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Joke of the day – Personal trainer
I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer
becauseΒ I’m notΒ strong enough.
I’ve just handed in my too weak notice.
The coconut trees, lithe and graceful,
crowd the beach like a minuet of
slender elderly virgins adopting flippant poses.
–Β William Manchester
Joke of the day – Missing soap
Duck 1: Β “Hey, who stole the soap?”
Duck 2: “It must be the robber ducky!”
Wishing you blessings of love and peace…
….wherever you may be.
“Please keep my human friendsΒ and their loved ones safe. Β And may all homeless kitties and doggies find Β good homes! “
Farewell OO7 [The spy we loved]Β
βTeach love, generosity, good manners and
some of that will drift from the classroom
to the home and who knows,
the children will be educating the parents.β
– Roger MooreΒ [14.10.27 – 23.05.17]
God of peace,
bring your peace to our violent world:
peace in the hearts of all men and women
and peace among the nations of the Earth.
– Pope Benedict XVI
Joke of the day – Shelf life
WeΒ recently got crushed by a pile of books,
we haveΒ only got ourΒ shelvesΒ to blame.
I think the power of persuasion
would be the greatest superpower of all time.
– Jenny Mollen
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