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/ᐠﹷ β€Έ οΉ· ᐟ\οΎ‰ eowy Christmas Eve!

β€œLet us keep
Christmas beautiful
without a thought
of greed.”
– Ann Garnett Schultz
http://www.boredpanda.com
Happy Christmas Eve everyone!
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Joke of the day – Grinch

Don’t mind my
resting Grinch face!
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Joke of the day – Jersey

β€˜What a lovely colour
that cow over there is.’
β€˜It’s a Jersey.’
β€˜Oh, I thought it was her skin.’
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Joke of the day – Volkswagen

Sign in a Volkswagen factory:
THINK BIG – and you’re fired!
http://www.newbloggycat.com
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Joke of the day – Pilates

Pilates???!!!
Thought you said
pie and lattes!
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Joke of the day – Grimacing

Patient: β€œThe trouble is I can’t help pulling funny faces.
Psychiatrist: β€œThat doesn’t sound very serious.”
Patient: β€œBut it’s not my face I want to pull….it’s other people’s.”
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Quote of the day- NBC

πŸŽ„πŸ•―β€Let’s light a candle
for our loved ones
who are not with us
this Christmas season.” πŸ•―πŸŽ„

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Joke of the day – PASTAbilities

β€œI could really go for some
fettuccini elfredo
right meow.”