“Why can’t people just sit and read books and be nice to each other?”
― David Baldacci, The Camel Club
Tag Archives: books
“Because paper has more
patience than people. ”
― Anne Frank
“With my eyes closed,
I would touch a familiar book and
draw its fragrance deep inside me.
This was enough to make me happy.”
– Haruki Murakami
“Read. Travel. Read. Ask. Read. Learn. Read. Connect. Read.”
― Dr. Seuss
Joke of the day – Book critic
“I read your new book.” said the snobbish critic to the author.
“Who wrote it for you?”
“Who read it for you?” he replied.
Joke of the day – Librarian
When a librarian goes fishing, what does she use for bait?
Bookworms
Quote of the day – Bishop TD Jakes
“The world is a university and everyone in it is a teacher. Make sure when you wake up in the morning you go to school.”
– Bishop TD Jakes
Joke of the day – Christmas gifts
Bernie and his mates were out at the local pub for a drink.
They were discussing Christmas and exchanging their individual experiences of the festive occasion.
Then the conversation moved along to Christmas gifts and what they are giving to their nearest and dearest. Soon it was Bernie’s turn.
“What did you get for Christmas, Bernie?”
“I bought myself one of those I-phones” he replied. “They’re brilliant. You can do internet and movies and photographs and just about anything.”
“Then for my daughter I bought an I-pad. They’re better than books you know”.
“…..and I got my son an I-pod for his music.”
“What did you get for your wife then Bernie? asked his best mate. “Something special?”
“Well, I got her one of those Irons.”
Quote of the day – Dr. Seuss
“Be awesome! Be a book nut!”
– Dr. Seuss
Quote of the day – Frank Zappa
“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa
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