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Quote of the day – Oprah Winfrey
βLots of people want to ride with you in the limo,
but what you want is someone who will take
the bus with you when the limo breaks down.β
–Β Oprah Winfrey
Joke of the day – Bus conductor
Bus passenger: “Am I all right for the zoo?”
Bus conductor: “By the look of you I’d say yes — but I’m a bus conductor not a zoologist.”
βChase down your passion like it’s the last bus of the night.β
– Terri Guillenets
Joke of the day – Bus fare
Conductor: “Full fare for the kid, he’s five.”
Mother: “How could he be five, I’ve only been married three years!”
Conductor: “Look lady, I take fares not confessions.”
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