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Joke of the day – Knock knock

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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep.
Have you any wool?
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Joke of the day – Smile away

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“I know it’s Monday.
But just keep smiling.”
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Joke of the day – THURSty

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“When you thought it was Friday
but it’s only Thursday.”
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Joke of the day – Fire fox

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“Fire fox is starting up.
Please wait a moment.”
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Joke of the day – Vest day

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“Light up!
It’s the vest day ever.”
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Joke of the day – Fry day

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“Benedict died last fry day.
No, he wasn’t beaten.
It was crack overdose.
Ahh well, he’s now on
the sunny side and
in a better plate.”
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Joke of the day – Tanning

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“If you can’t tone it,
tan it.”
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Joke of the day – Lion

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“A lion lives in the heart
of every brave cat.”
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