Tag Archives: clean jokes

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Joke of the day – Houglass

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β€œI had an hourglass figure
but the sand shifted.”
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Joke of the day – Nursery rhyme

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“Polly put the kettle on.

We’ll all have tea…”

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Joke of the day – Monday drools

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β€œDon’t feel like a Great Dane today. Life at the moment is MunDane.”
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Joke of the day – Odour

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What did the judge say when a skunk ran into the courtroom?
β€œOdour in the court! Odour!
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Joke of the day – The Dog’s Prayer

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β€œGive me this day
my daily kibbles
and forgive my messes
as I forgive those
who try to mess with me.”
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Joke of the day – Catch 22

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β€œLife never scissors to amaze me”
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Joke of the day – Heart wrenching

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“A rare photo of Mommy wrench
feeding her young babies.
Tooltally breathtaking!”
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