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Joke of the day – Big love

I love you a ton!

[Prince, my Belgian Malinois simply adores his toy elephant. He often shares his kibbles by placing his dear friend next to his food bowl.]

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Joke of the day – Trunk

“It’s trunkquilizer time!”
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Joke of the day – Dumbo

“For crying out cloud…
it’s Dumbo,
the flying elephant!”
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Joke of the day – Insignificant

Ivory now and then, I feel irrelephant.”
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Joke of the day – Animal chat

Koala: “What do you mean, I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.”

Elephant: “Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.”

Lion: “Don’t listen to him! He’s lion!”

Bear: “This arguing is becoming unbearable!”

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Joke of the day – A grape & an elephant

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What sound does a grape makes when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just gives a little wine.