“Why don’t you wanna tacoΒ ’bout it?”
“I’m nacho friend anymore!”




Jim was furious when his steak arrived cooked too rare.
‘Waiter,’ Jim shouted, ‘Didn’t you hear me say “well done”?’
‘Of course I did, sir, I can’t thank you enough, sir,’ replied the waiter. ‘I hardly ever get a compliment.’