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Joke of the day – Nacho & Taco

“Why don’t you wanna tacoΒ ’bout it?”

“I’m nacho friend anymore!”

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Joke of the day -Sandwich chat

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

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Lettuce get together!

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Joke of the day – More than meat

Chicken Meet Ball Soup, anyone?

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Joke of the day – Favorite food

IΒ likeΒ only two types of food:

Food dip in butter and

Β Food dip in chocolate

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Joke of the day – Eggs

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Because they’d crack each other up.

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Joke of the day – Rare steak

Jim was furious when his steak arrived cooked too rare.

‘Waiter,’ Jim shouted, ‘Didn’t you hear me say “well done”?’

‘Of course I did, sir, I can’t thank you enough, sir,’ replied the waiter. ‘I hardly ever get a compliment.’