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Joke of the day – Meaning of life

Toddler:  “What do you think the meaning of life is?”

Cat:  “Well, I think it’s eating …

… and sleeping!”

Toddler:  “Yup, that’s what I thought.”

toddler and cat

 

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Joke of the day – Skunk

 

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

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Of course, they’re very scent-imental!

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Joke of the day – First job

My first job was working in an orange juice factory,

 but I got canned – couldn’t concentrate.

canned orange juice

http://www.flickriver.com
orange art
http://www.indianriverselect.com

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Joke of the day – Baker

Good bakers will rise to the occasion, it’s the yeast they can do.

funny dog baking

 

funny darshund baking

cat baking

[Photos from http://www.pinterest.com]

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Joke of the day – Exercise

Exercise???

Oh! thought you said “Extra fries”

 

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Joke of the day – Yoga

Yoga humour?  Well,  I dunno – that’s a stretch.

yoga panda

http://www.ohmygodfacts.com

yoga orang utan

http://www.roflzoo.com

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Joke of the day – Suntan lotion

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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Joke of the day – Wet Paint

A dog saw a sign that said: “Wet Paint” –

so he did!

 

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Joke of the day – Igloo

How do Eskimos hold their homes together?

 

 

I-glue!

 

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Joke of the day – Blunder

Don’t cry over spilled milk…

Just lick it!