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Joke of the day – Purrfect loaf
βͺβͺ I found a loaf for me
Darling just dive right in
And follow my knead
Well I found my loaf beautiful and sweet
I never knew you were the someone waiting for me
‘Cause we were just yeast when we fell in loaf…βͺ(oΒ΄β½ο½o)οΎ
Joke of the day – Purrayer
βAnd forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.β
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Joke of the day – Ride on
I wood vespa to myself…
life is a beautiful rideΒ with Harley!
Joke of the day – ARTery
Joke of the day – Pedigreed
DoughΒ you worry…
I’m pure bread!
Joke of the day – Dishes
Wife: “Would you help me with the dishes?”
Husband: “It’s not a man’s job?”
Wife: Β “The Bible suggests it is.”
Husband: “Where does it say that?”
Wife: ‘In 2 Kings 21:13 it says,”
“…And I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish,
wiping it and turning it upside down.”
-Bob Phillips
Joke of the day – FrantEEG
Joke of the day – Energy saving
Joke of the day – OCD in dogs
Obsessive Cat Disorder
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 