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Joke of the day – Monday drools

β€œDon’t feel like a Great Dane today. Life at the moment is MunDane.”
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Joke of the day – Odour

What did the judge say when a skunk ran into the courtroom?
β€œOdour in the court! Odour!
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Joke of the day – The Dog’s Prayer

β€œGive me this day
my daily kibbles
and forgive my messes
as I forgive those
who try to mess with me.”
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Joke of the day – Catch 22

β€œLife never scissors to amaze me”
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Joke of the day – PEEr pressure

“Come on, get in line. Everyone’s doing it.”
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Joke of the day – FroZEN moment

“Live to tell the tail
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Joke of the day – Oh, Lord…

“Oh, Lord,
Please keep your arm
around my shoulder and
your hand over my mouth cos
things are getting out of hand.”
Amen!

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Joke of the day – Knotty

“It’s kNOT funny”