Tag Archives: funny jokes

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Joke of the day – Yolk’s on me

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“I just can’t eggsplain all that I’m feeling.  
Eggnorance is not bliss!”

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Joke of the day – I ‘herd’ that

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Cow: “I’m an expert in my field.”
Therapist:  “That’s wonderful!  So, what’s your problem?”
Cow:  “I feel seen but not herd.”
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Joke of the day – Unicorn

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Dog: “Hey, are you a Unicorn?
Pony:  “No, I’m a Capricorn!”

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Joke of the day – Secret

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“Everyone has a duck secret.”

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Joke of the day – Flexible

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“Can you teach me yoga?”
Wellness instructor:  “How flexible are you?”
“I can’t make it Tuesdays.”

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Joke of the day – Out of mind

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“I”m 100% mentally not here.”

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Joke of the day – Spy

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“I think there’s a spy in the family.”

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Joke of the day – Sole purpose

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“Follow your sole, it knows the way.”

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Joke of the day – Don’t break my ♡

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Don’t go bacon my heart.

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I couldn’t if I fried!

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