Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Joke of the day – Ambivalent
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
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Joke of the day – Mother tongue
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They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!
Joke of the day – Withdrawal symptoms
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Whenever I go near a bank
I get withdrawal symptoms.
Joke of the day – Teacher’s eyes
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Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
Joke of the day – Supple
Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
Joke of the day – Stop worrying
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Note from an actual church bulletin:
Don’t let worry kill you.
Let the Church help.
Joke of the day – Dog biscuits
Joke of the day – DNA
What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
“Do these genes make me look fat?”
Joke of the day – Multiple personalities
Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well.
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