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Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Et cetera
Et cetera or etc really means :
end of thinking capacity
Joke of the day – Pampered cows
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
Joke of the day – Antiques
Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid off, and the following generation buys at auction at amazing prices.
Joke of the day – Raisin
Raisin: A grape with a sunburn.
Joke of the day – Shoestring
Ten years ago I started
my business on a shoestring
Now I have two shoestrings.
Joke of the day – Telekinesis
How many of you believe in telekinesis?
Raise MY hand!
Joke of the day – Parking space
Photo credit : Peter Tan (www.petertan.com)
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Joke of the day – Pick up line
I’m not a photographer but I can picture
you and I together! (β₯β₯,)
Joke of the day – Work smart
Always give 100% at work:
12% Monday,
23% Tuesday,
40% Wednesday,
20% Thursday,
5% Friday
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