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Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Application form
“Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says βIf an emergency, notify:β I put βDOCTORβ. Whatβs my mother going to do?”
Joke of the day – Perfect timing
Perfect timing is the ability to turn off the ‘hot’ and ‘cold’ shower faucets at the same time.
Joke of the day – Laughing stock
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
β Steven Wright.
Joke of the day – Rock band
I used to be in a rock band, we were called βLost Dogβ. You probably saw our posters.
Joke of the day – Husband vs dog
Whatβs the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Joke of the day – Switzerland
Whatβs the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Joke of the day – Pizza Delivery
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Joke of the day – Perpetual youth
The secret of perpetual youth is to lie about your age.
Joke of the day – Loneliness
“It’s lonely at the top; but you do eat better.”
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