What did the judge say when a skunk ran into the courtroom?
“Odour in the court! Odour!
Joke of the day – Odour
Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – The Dog’s Prayer
“Give me this day
my daily kibbles
and forgive my messes
as I forgive those
who try to mess with me.”
Joke of the day – Catch 22
“Life never scissors to amaze me”
Joke of the day – Heart wrenching
“A rare photo of Mommy wrench
feeding her young babies.
Tooltally breathtaking!”
Joke of the day – PEEr pressure
“Come on, get in line. Everyone’s doing it.”
Joke of the day – FroZEN moment
“Live to tell the tail“
Joke of the day – Oh, Lord…
“Oh, Lord,
Please keep your arm
around my shoulder and
your hand over my mouth cos
things are getting out of hand.”
Amen!
Joke of the day – Knotty
“It’s kNOT funny”
Joke of the day – MOPe around
“I want to be a new mop so badly.”
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