Something you never want to hear at the tattoo parlour:
“Eagle”?….I thought you said “beagle”.
Tag Archives: good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Letter to Santa
Joke of the day – HELP! …
… I’ve been framed!
Joke of the day – Gift exchange
My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework.
One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with _________.”
His response: “Receipts.”
Joke of the day – Short form
Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
Joke of the day – Wrong lane
“When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”
Joke of the day – Brake fluid
“I’m addicted to brake fluid,
but I can stop whenever I want.”
Joke of the day – Music shop
A sign at a music shop:
“Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.”
Joke of the day – Porsche for sale
A woman offered a brand-new Porsche for sale for a price of $10.
A man answered the ad, but he was slightly incredulous.
“What’s the gimmick?” he inquired.
“No gimmick” the woman replied.
“My husband died and in his will he asked that the car be sold
and the money go to his secretary.”
Joke of the day – Pizza
You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.
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