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Tag Archives: good jokes
Joke of the day – Wood
Joke of the day – Facebook
Facebook is a lot of ancient Egypt …
You write on walls and
worship cats!
Joke of the day – Pirate
Joke of the day – The Wrong T-Shirt
Shaye: “Mom, I don’t like this T-shirt. It’s wrong.”
Me: “What’s wrong with it, baby?
Shaye: “It says –
But I want a T-shirt that says –
My Love for Mom and Dad and Sister
Joke of the day – Donuts
“Donut worry. The center of a donut is 100% fat free.”
Joke of the day – Army of the Lord
Pastor: “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
Parishioner: “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor: “How come I don’t see you except at Easter and Christmas?”
Parishioner : “I’m in the secret service.”
Joke of the day – Face tattoo
“Hey Mom, look at my tattwo!”
Joke of the day – Capricious
I love snow.
Actually, I hate snow!
Bi-polar bear
Joke of the day – OOOO
Two mice talking:
“Did you know that the O O O O car
is actually called Audi?”
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