because I knead the dough.
Joke of the day – Let’s bake
because I knead the dough.
Tag Archives: good jokes
Joke of the day – First job
My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned – couldn’t concentrate.
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Joke of the day – Baker
Good bakers will rise to the occasion, it’s the yeast they can do.
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Joke of the day – Christmas gifts
Joke of the day – Wet Paint
Joke of the day – Igloo
Joke of the day – Blunder
Joke of the day – Grate
Joke of the day – Donkey
My 4-year old found a card with a picture of Eeyore on it.
Shaye: “Look Mom! It’s a picture of Eeyore. Eeyore is a donkey.”
Me: “How do you know that Eeyore is a donkey?”
Shaye: “Eeyore is a boy but he has a girl’s bow on its tail.”
Me: (ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)
Joke of the day – Anthropophobia
A very disturbed man sought his analyst and said, “I have developed a phobia that is ruining my work. Crowds make me violently sick.”
“What’s your business?” asked the doctor.
The patient said, “I’m a pick-pocket.”
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