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Joke of the day – Vampurr
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Happy Halloween
Yoda said,
“Do or do not. There is no try.”
If that’s the case,
I must say boo and scary on.”
Joke of the day – Uplift
“We’re here to lift your spirit”
Happy Halloween
Joke of the day – Witches
Joke of the day – Skeleton
Why didnโt the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had noBODY to go with.
Joke of the day – SPOOKtacular
“Hey, BOOtiful!”
“I’ll do the mane part. ย Just sit in the pumpkin and collect the candies.”
“Eye love you.”
“I’m a ghost guard.”
“My name is Fang. ย Short for Fangtastic!”
“I bat you think I’mย unBOOlievable.”
Joke of the day – Ghost encounter
What should you say when you meet a ghost?
How do you boo, Sir, how do you boo!
Joke of the day – Monster Etiquette
What does a monster mom say to her kids at meal time?
“Don’t speak with someone in your mouth!”
Joke of the day – The two monsters
Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, โA lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?โ
โBe a gentleman and roll them back to her.โ
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