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Joke of the day – Melon

What would you get if you crossed a cat with a melon?

Photo by: Kelly Tippett

Photo by: Kelly Tippett

A cat-aloupe!

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β€œI don’t know half of you half as well as I should like;
and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

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(Photo credit: http://www.thatscoop.com)

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β€œThere is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”

― Mindy Kaling

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Joke of the day – Birds

Birds are getting pretty pβ—‰β—‰pular at self portraits!

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β€œLife doesn’t have to be perfect to be wonderful.”

― Annette Funicello

happy muddy dog

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Joke of the day – Oblivious

Must be Monday again!

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Joke of the day – Coffeeology

1. Expresso yourself.

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(Photo credit: http://www.brit.co)

2. Stay grounded.

3. Take life one cup at a time.

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(Photo credit: http://www.inoholic.com)

4. Better latte than never.

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(Photo credit: http://www.barnorama.com)

5. Take time to smell the coffee.

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Joke of the day – Perfect massage

The purrrfect deep tissue relaxing massage anyone?

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β€œGuilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”

― Erma Bombeck

That’s all folks…merry melodies! β™ͺ┏(・oο½₯)β”›β™ͺβ”— ( ο½₯oο½₯) β”“β™ͺ

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Joke of the day – Bicycle

Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?

funny cat on bicycle

Because it’s two tired!