My New Year Solutions – Rangoo Srinivas

December 31, 2014 | Newbloggycat

My New Year Solutions, Not Resolutions
This year I want to be a monkey

Jumping from tree to tree
Next year I can be a donkey

Braying from sky to sea.
Every year I want to change
And experience something new
I wish I am something strange

Like the disappearing dew.

I want to feel the life of a lion king

Sitting inside its majestic skin
Turning into a peacock I will sing
And be a cuckoopea Siamese twin

Why can’t I be a bubble?
Blow away and disappear
Instead of getting into trouble

Making resolutions every year.

– Rangoo Srinivas

Joke of the day – Two peanuts

December 27, 2014 | Newbloggycat

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

Funny drawings by Shaye – 09

December 23, 2014 | Newbloggycat

My funny-looking dad after Christmas shopping!

Joke of the day – Life in 4 stages

December 16, 2014 | Newbloggycat

When you ponder about Christmas, there are four stages in your life:-

1. You believe in Santa
2. You don’t believe in Santa
3. You are Santa
4. You look like Santa

Little Tree – E. E. Cummings

December 15, 2014 | Newbloggycat

LITTLE tree
little silent Christmas tree
you are so little
you are more like a flower
who found you in the green forest
and were you very sorry to come away?
see i will comfort you
because you smell so sweetly
i will kiss your cool bark
and hug you safe and tight
just as your mother would,
only don’t be afraid
look the spangles
that sleep all the year in a dark box
dreaming of being taken out and allowed to shine,
the balls the chains red and gold the fluffy threads,
put up your little arms
and i’ll give them all to you to hold
every finger shall have its ring
and there won’t be a single place dark or unhappy
then when you’re quite dressed
you’ll stand in the window for everyone to see
and how they’ll stare!
oh but you’ll be very proud
and my little sister and i will take hands
and looking up at our beautiful tree
we’ll dance and sing
“Noel Noel”