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Joke of the day – Pit Bull

BibliobiBULLi:
A Pit Bull who reads too much.
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Quote of the day – NBC

“My world is topsy-turvy .”
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Joke of the day – Wall mart

“There’s a long queue
at the Wall Mart.”
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Joke of the day – Tail of peace

“Peace is the battle worth WAGgING.”
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Joke of the day – Mindful Monday

“Today’s the day of
outward smiles and
inward screams.”

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Joke of the day – Almost fitmas

“It’s beginning to feel like fitmas.”
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Joke of the day – Carbs

“I’m a carboholic.
I’m gonna social distance
myself from carbs
to flatten the curve.”
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Joke of the day – Goodbye law

Dogs don’t need rules!
We just need 3 bones:
wishbone,
backbone
& funnybone.
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Joke of the day – En route

“I don’t know where I’m going
but I’m on my way.”