Tag Archives: humor

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Joke of the day – Vaccine

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โ€œNEEDLESs to say,
itโ€™s worth a shot.โ€
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Joke of the day – Toga party

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โ€œI realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.โ€ – Marcus Brigstocke
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Joke of the day – Are you a vegan?

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โ€œIโ€™m not a vegan.
Iโ€™m a CORNivore!
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Joke of the day – Mud bath

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Mom said I needed a bath.
So here I am having
the most relaxing
mud bath!
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Joke of the day – Sausage

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โ€œJust trying to make ends meat.
Franks for the uplift.โ€
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Joke of the day – Mouse

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โ€œWatch out, Kiwi!โ€
Thatโ€™s why we canโ€™t have
mice things in the house.โ€
The Mouse and Kiwi!
Have a tweet day! โค๏ธKiwi
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Quote of the day – Emily Dickinson

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โ€œFind ecstasy in life;
the mere sense of living
is joy enough.โ€
– Emily Dickinson
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Joke of the day – Chair

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โ€œChair-ish every moment, my deer!โ€
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Joke of the day – Tissue

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โ€œSneeze the moment!
Everyone nose
Iโ€™m the best.โ€
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