Tag Archives: humor

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Joke of the day – Vaccine

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“NEEDLESs to say,
it’s worth a shot.”
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Joke of the day – Toga party

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“I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.” – Marcus Brigstocke
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Joke of the day – Are you a vegan?

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“I’m not a vegan.
I’m a CORNivore!
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Joke of the day – Mud bath

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Mom said I needed a bath.
So here I am having
the most relaxing
mud bath!
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Joke of the day – Sausage

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“Just trying to make ends meat.
Franks for the uplift.”
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Joke of the day – Mouse

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“Watch out, Kiwi!”
That’s why we can’t have
mice things in the house.”
The Mouse and Kiwi!
Have a tweet day! ❤️Kiwi
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Quote of the day – Emily Dickinson

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“Find ecstasy in life;
the mere sense of living
is joy enough.”
– Emily Dickinson
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Joke of the day – Chair

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“Chair-ish every moment, my deer!”
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Joke of the day – Tissue

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“Sneeze the moment!
Everyone nose
I’m the best.”
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