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Joke of the day – Rail life

“Live to tell the rail.”
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Happy Father’s Day!

“Like father, like son,
No DNA needed.”
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Joke of the day – Baaaket

“Hey,ewe!
What’s with the pail look?
Nuttin’!
I’m going up the hill
with Jack and Jill
to fetch a pail of water.”
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Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty

“I wonder what kind of bird Humpty Dumpty would have hatched into eh? Sadly, we’ll never know.” – Harry Hill
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Joke of the day – Hairlarious

Bad Hair Day?
I ain’t goat time for that!
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Joke of the day – Y.O.R

Yellow there!
Orange you glad
there are so many
books to be red.”
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Joke of the day – Water

“Do water-ever you like.
Just go with the flow.”
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Joke of the day – Down to earth

“I’m having my
‘grounding’ moment.
Next stop is the sofa.”
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Joke of the day – Lost

I’ve lost my mind and
I’m still looking for it.”
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Joke of the day – Melon

“There’s something
MELONcholic
about this ball.
But I’ve decided
to just roll with it.”