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Joke of the day – Llama mia!
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Quote of the day – Bill Watterson
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
– Bill Watterson
Joke of the day – The piRATe
“Wake up, Captain! I smell a saboteur on our ship.”
“Oh no! Tell me this is knot happening.”
“Quick! Go down and warn the chef now!”
“Awww…this pie tastes reely good. “
“Sorry, I just can’t help myself. I’m a pie-rat!”
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Joke of the day – serve board
Sometimes, I think about going surfing.
Water you know, this feels just like a surf board.
But I like to call it my serve board. It serves my purpose purrrfectly.
After all, I’m an iron cat!
Joke of the day – My bank
Me: “What’s the name of your bank?”
Shaye: “Piggy!”
Joke of the day – Copy me
Let’s copy me!
Ahhh….pawfect!
Joke of the day – Hide no seek
Joke of the day – Psychiatric help
Patient: “How long before I know I’m cured, doc?”
Psychiatrist: “The day you run out of money.”
Joke of the day – For your ice only
♬♩♫♪☻(●´∀｀●)☻♪♫♩♬
For your ice only, can see me through the night
For your ice only, I never need to hide
You can see so much in me
So much in me that’s new
I never felt, until I looked at you
♬♪♫ ヾ(*・。・)ﾉ ♬♪♫
For your ice only, only for you
You see what no one else can see
Now I’m breaking free
For your ice only, only for you
The love I know you need in me
The fantasy you freed in me
Only for you, only for you
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