Tag Archives: humour

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Joke of the day – Goal

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“I’m a goal digger.”
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Joke of the day – ‘Howldy’

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Beware! I’m a big bad woof!
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Joke of the day – Lap nap

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“Dad left his lap at home so I can take my naps.”
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Joke of the day – Tell tail sign

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“I’m trying my best to stay calm, Mom.
But my tail is betraying me.”
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Joke of the day – Cash cow

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“How dairy you milk me dry! Bring me the cowculator. I need to cowculate how much you owe me. And in future, please call me Sir Loin.”
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Joke of the day – Owl alone

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(´△｀)♪
Owl by myself
Don’t wanna be
Owl by myself
Anymore
ヽ(´Д｀ヽ ♪♪
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Joke of the day – Cycling

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“I ain’t sure if I’m a cycologist or a cycopath.
But I’m a chimpion for sure.
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Quote of the day – Khalil Gibran

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“And forget not that the earth
delights to feel your bare feet
and the winds long to play with your hair”
– Khalil Gibran
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Joke of the day – Elk

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Deer beer,
If I drink everyday,
will I become an elkoholic?
Cheers,
Reinbeer

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Joke of the day – Caterpillar

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caterpillar :
cat sitting on a pillar