Joke of the day – Binary code

March 31, 2015 | Newbloggycat

How easy is it to count in binary?

It’s as easy as 01 10 11.

Joke of the day – The statistician

March 28, 2015 | Newbloggycat

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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells “We got ’em!”

Joke of the day – I’m a nobody

March 26, 2015 | Newbloggycat

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I’m a nobody,
nobody is perfect,
and therefore I’m perfect!

Joke of the day – Ambivalent

March 25, 2015 | Newbloggycat

Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Joke of the day – Mother tongue

March 21, 2015 | Newbloggycat

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They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!

Joke of the day – Withdrawal symptoms

March 20, 2015 | Newbloggycat

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Whenever I go near a bank
I get withdrawal symptoms.

Joke of the day – Yawn

March 18, 2015 | Newbloggycat

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Yawn:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

Showy ‘Hiwhiskers’ and Yellow Bells – Bloggy Cat

March 17, 2015 | Newbloggycat

As you know, Hiwhiskers (Hibiscus) is a tropical shrub that produces showy trumpet-shaped flowers in an array of beautiful colours.

So, today I will tell you the meaning of each colour based on the colour ‘phycatlogy’ facts:

White hibiscus

White is the colour of purrrfection and it indicates a fresh beginning. It’s a reminder for humans to start clearing their clutter and obstacles away.

Pink hibiscus

Shocking pink!

Ice pink!

Pink is the colour for relaxation and good health, as in being ‘in the pink’ and having ‘pink rosy cheeks’. It is also the universal colour of love. So, please start loving cats.

Red hibiscus

Red is the colour of vigour and courage. It has high visibility. That’s the reason why humans paint the stop signs and fire equipments red.

Orange hibiscus

Orange is the colour of warmth and happiness. It brings spontaneity, helping humans to look on the bright side of life.

Yellow bells

Yellow is the colour of joy and happiness. This is the purrrrfect shrub for you if you love yellow. Many humans believed it helps sharpen their memory and concentration skills. No wonder I see so many houses in the neighbourhood planting this shrub in their garden.

But here’s the interesting part. Have you ever seen a coconut tree using the yellow bells as a hula skirt? Well, see it for yourself…