Tag Archives: jokes

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Joke of the day – Sole searching

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I feel sole tired
like my sole is all worn out.
I was out all day sole-searching.
And then I met a guy on the sidewalk
and he said
Sole, what is your problem?
I can heel you
I can save your sole
I was sole happy that
I had finally found the placeΒ 
to console and restore my sole.

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Joke of the day – 100% wood heel

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“Wood you care to wear this high-heel? Β 
It has heeling powers!”

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Joke of the day – SPOOKtacular

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“Hey, BOOtiful!”
“I’ll do the mane part. Β Just sit in the pumpkin and collect the candies.”
“Eye love you.”
“I’m a ghost guard.”
“My name is Fang. Β Short for Fangtastic!”
“I bat you think I’mΒ unBOOlievable.”

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Joke of the day – Seamstress

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I tried to be a seamstress, but I wasn’t cut out for it. Β 
It seamstress-ful but mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

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Joke of the day – Harley Davidson

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♬ Harley, Harley, Harley!
Buy my rice and curry!♬ 
~inspired by Dr. Bombay’s Rice & Curry

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Joke of the day – Bumper stickers

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You’ll love these bumper stickers
if your job is crushing your soul!

 

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Joke of the day – Cents

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What did the penny say to the other penny?
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We make purrfect cents.

 

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