Tag Archives: jokes

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Joke of the day – Brekkie

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What do dogs have for breakfast?
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Breakfast, please! [www.rebloggy.com]

Pooched eggs!

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Joke of the day – Mental floss

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Use Mental Floss daily Β to prevent…

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Moral Decay!
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Joke of the day – Milkilogy

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Shaye: Β  Mom, milk comes from cows, right?
Me: Β That’s right, Shaye.
Shaye: Β So…does that mean chocolate milk comes from brown cows?
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“Chocolate milk, anyone?”

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Joke of the day – Meditation

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The art of meditation is learning to stay…

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and relax!

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[Pics from Pinterest]

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Joke of the day – Penguin

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Who don’t penguins fly?
They’re not tall enough to be pilots.

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Joke of the day – ‘Egg’xiety

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What day do eggsΒ fear most?

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Fryday!

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Joke of the day – Personal trainer

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I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer
becauseΒ I’m notΒ strong enough.
I’ve just handed in my too weak notice.

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Joke of the day – Missing soap

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Duck 1: Β “Hey, who stole the soap?”
Duck 2: “It must be the robber ducky!”

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Joke of the day – Shelf life

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WeΒ recently got crushed by a pile of books,
we haveΒ only got ourΒ shelvesΒ to blame.

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Joke of the day – Feline’s Weekly

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What magazine did mama cat read
when she was having afternoon tea?
Good mousekeeping!

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