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Joke of the day – Beagle

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Bob: “I used to think I was a beagle. But the psychiatrist cured me.”
Jim: “So…how are you now?”
Bob: “I’m good. Just feel my nose.”
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Joke of the day – Space

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“Don’t mind me.
I just need more space.”
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Joke of the day – Film

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Doctor, doctor, I’ve just swallowed a roll of film.
Don’t worry, nothing serious will develop.
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Joke of the day – Despair

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“Help! I’m drowning in indescribable emptiness.”
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Joke of the day – Wait

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“How many votes you got there?”
“Wait! I’m still counting.”
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Joke of the day – Tech support

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“Hi I’m keITh from Tech Support.
I’m here to delete your cookies.”
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Joke of the day – Uplift

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“We’re here to lift your spirit”
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Joke of the day – Snapped

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“Dear God, my sole is in despair!”
“I will heel you, my child. Take one baby croc step at a time.”
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Joke of the day – Goal

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“I’m a goal digger.”
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Joke of the day – ‘Howldy’

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Beware! I’m a big bad woof!