Tag Archives: jokes

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Joke of the day – Gardening

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ā€œI love gardening.
And Iā€™m planting
meself right here.ā€
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Joke of the day – Tea time

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ā€œLife is tea short.
Always stay one steep ahead.
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Joke of the day – Aubergine

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Egg: ā€œWhatā€™s wrong, Aubergine?ā€
Eggplant: ā€œI donā€™t know who I am anymore.ā€
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Joke of the day – Monkey biz

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ā€œThis online monkey business is stressing me out.ā€
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Joke of the day – Hairitage

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ā€œI ainā€™t old.
Iā€™m a hairloom in the making.ā€
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Joke of the day – GILLty fish

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ā€œIs that a gill-ty fish or somefin else?ā€
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Joke of the day – Cucumber

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“Hey you, cute-cumber.
I think you’re a pretty big dill.”

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Joke of the day – Retired

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“I’m re-TIRED!
I was tired yesterday.
I’m tired again today.
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Joke of the day – I’m up hair!

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“I’ve had it up to hair.”
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Joke of the day – Shell we?

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Shell we dance?
Just eggnore him.
No time for eggsplanation.
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