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Joke of the day – No kidding

Patient: โ€˜Doctor, I keep thinking Iโ€™m a goat.โ€™
Doctor: โ€˜How long have you had this feeling?โ€™
Patient: โ€˜Ever since I was a kid.โ€™

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Joke of the day – Kidnap

Kid napping is not a crime.
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Joke of the day – New kid

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Little Johnny had just met the new kid at playgroup.

“How old are you?”

“I don’t know.”

“Do women bother you?”

“No.”

“Then you are five.”

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Joke of the day – Naughty boy

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A naughty boy was annoying all the passengers on a plane flight.
At last one man could stand it no longer.
“Hey kid, ” he shouted. “Why don’t you go outside and play?”

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Joke of the day – Two words

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Teacher: “I don’t allow two words in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool.”

Johnny: “So, what are the words?”

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Dog at work

Dog at work

Sometimes I get caught sleeping on the job. I really can’t help it…can’t you see I’m guarding this baby with my life during the day.