Tag Archives: kids

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Joke of the day – Perspicacious

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Father: “I never told lies when I was a boy.”

Son: “When did you start?”

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Joke of the day – Who’s in charge?

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(Photo by Stuart Franklin/Getty Images)

(Photo by Stuart Franklin/Getty Images)

“My dad thinks he wears the pants in our house, but it’s always mom who tells him which pair to put on.”

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Joke of the day – Horse ‘writing’

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boy sitting on a horse

A father was amazed to see his son sitting on a horse, writing something.

Father: “What are you doing up there?”

Son: “Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal.”

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Funny drawings by Shaye – 15

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Me and my funny bald dad are so alike. Just look at those identical smiles! Sheepish Grin

me and dad

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Funny drawings by Shaye – 14

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My funny bald dad in a Halloween caterpillar costume!

my caterpillar dad

Confused Caterpillar
Oops…dad looks confused!

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Joke of the day – Short legs

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(Photo credit: www.pixshark.com)

(Photo credit: http://www.pixshark.com)

Little girl: “I’d like to buy that dog, but his legs are too short.”

Salesgirl: “Not really, all four of them touch the floor.”

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Joke of the day – Girls are smarter

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Girl: “Did you know that girls are smarter than boys?”

Boy: “Really? I never knew that.”

Girl: “See what I mean?”