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Joke of the day – Bone idle

“Can someone pass me the remote. Β I’m busy doing Saturday.”

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Joke of the day – Indolent

First day of work after vacation!

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Joke of the day – Lazy Sunday

“It’s a beautiful Sunday. Β Let’s get lazy.”

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Quote of the day – Ernest Hemingway

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?’
–Β Ernest Hemingway

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Quote of the day – Bill Watterson

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson

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Joke of the day – Energy saving

I ain’t dead yet! Β Just on energy saving mode.

 

 

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Joke of the day – Sick leave

Patient: “What’s wrong with me, Doc?”

Doctor: “Well, you eat too much, drink too much, and you’re completely lazy.”

Patient: “Thank you, but would you be kind enough to put that into Latin,
so that I can have a week off from the office.”

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Joke of the day – Idle

I’m not lazy. I’m on energy saving mode.

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Quote of the day – Russell Warren

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β€œObsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.”

– Russell Warren