Tag Archives: one-liner

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Joke of the day – Cat in a bag

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Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

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Joke of the day – Unicorns

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Unicorns are real! They’re just fat and grey and we call them rhinos.

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Joke of the day – Application form

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“Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says β€œIf an emergency, notify:” I put β€œDOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?”