Sam: “So, you’re distantly related to the family next door, are you?”
Frank: “Yes, their dog is our dog’s brother.”

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“Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder than to work.”

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“My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant

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“A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.”
― Mark Twain

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“When your mind is quiet, when your mind is in silence, then the new arrives.”
– Samael Ann Weor

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“Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet, and the winds long to play with your hair.”
– Kahlil Gibran

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Mimi: “My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?”
Bert: “Take his bike away.”

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“Why so sad? You need to find your happy place.”
– Shaye

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“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.”
– Edgar Allan Poe

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It’s easy to find people who understand costs; the challenge is to find people who understand values.
– Michael Josephson