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Joke of the day – Happy Lassie

What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie!

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β€œIt is no bad thing celebrating a simple life.”

― J.R.R. Tolkien

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Puzzled

“Understanding life is like trying to put together a puzzle with pieces that don’t fit.”

– Dave Guerrero

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β€œ Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.”

― Andy Biersack

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“Life is short – pet hard.”

– Anthony Rubino Jr.

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“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.”

James A. Garfield

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“The great myth of our times is that technology is communication.”

– Libby Larsen

Dead computer geek

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“Better remain silent, better not even think, if you are not prepared to act.”

– Annie Besant

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β€œToday I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered.”.

– Dr. Seuss

Petting Poodle

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Joke of the day – Short legs

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Little girl: “I’d like to buy that dog, but his legs are too short.”

Salesgirl: “Not really, all four of them touch the floor.”