What do dogs have for breakfast?
Breakfast, please! [www.rebloggy.com]
Pooched eggs!
Joke of the day – Brekkie
Tag Archives: short jokes
Joke of the day – Milkilogy
Shaye: ย Mom, milk comes from cows, right?
Me: ย That’s right, Shaye.
Shaye: ย So…does that mean chocolate milk comes from brown cows?
“Chocolate milk, anyone?”
Joke of the day – Meditation
The art of meditation is learning to stay…
and relax!
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Joke of the day – Penguin
Who don’t penguins fly?
They’re not tall enough to be pilots.
Joke of the day – Personal trainer
I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer
becauseย I’m notย strong enough.
I’ve just handed in my too weak notice.
Joke of the day – Missing soap
Duck 1: ย “Hey, who stole the soap?”
Duck 2: “It must be the robber ducky!”
Joke of the day – Shelf life
Weย recently got crushed by a pile of books,
we haveย only got ourย shelvesย to blame.
Joke of the day – Feline’s Weekly
What magazine did mama cat read
when she was having afternoon tea?
Good mousekeeping!
Joke of the day – Call you later, gator
Joke of the day – Cats got talent!
My little PiCATsso has just finished his veryย first paintingย …
and it’s quite a PAWtrait!
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 