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Joke of the day – Good vibes

“I’m such a beautiful soul that people crave my stripes.”

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Joke of the day – Black and stripes

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A woman brought her two cats to the veterinary clinic for their annual checkup.

One was a small framed, round tiger striped tabby, while the other was a long, shiny black cat.

She watched closely as the vet put each cat on the scale.

Vet: “They weigh about the same.”

Woman: “Well…that proves it. Black does make you look slimmer. And stripes make you look fat.”