After many years of studying at a university,
I’ve finally become a PhD (‘Pizza Hut’ Deliveryman dog).
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Joke of the day – Word recognition
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy,
it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
teh frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we
do not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the
wrod as a wlohe.
~ Johnathan Powell
Quote of the day – Bishop TD Jakes
“The world is a university and everyone in it is a teacher. Make sure when you wake up in the morning you go to school.”
– Bishop TD Jakes
Joke of the day – First job
A young man hired by a supermarket reported his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”
“But I’m a university graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”
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