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Joke of the day – Coffeeology

1. Expresso yourself.

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2. Stay grounded.

3. Take life one cup at a time.

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4. Better latte than never.

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5. Take time to smell the coffee.

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Joke of the day – Perfect massage

The purrrfect deep tissue relaxing massage anyone?

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Joke of the day – Bicycle

Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?

funny cat on bicycle

Because it’s two tired!

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Joke of the day – Mixed nuts

mixed nuts

Overheard boy talking to the grocer:

“One pound of mixed nuts please – not too many coconuts!”

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Joke of the day – Chihuahua and Rottie

Jim: “Did you hear about the Chihuahua who almost killed a Rottweiler?”

Tim: “Are you kidding me? How could a little dog hurt a Rottie?”

Jim: “Well, it seems it got stuck in the Rottie’s throat!”

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Joke of the day – Restless

It has to be …

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…Monday again!

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Joke of the day – Dog and giraffe

What do you get when you cross a dog and a giraffe?

A dog that barks at airplanes!

Giraffe

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Joke of the day – Naughty Rottie

What did the Rottie say to the shoe?

“It’s been great gnawing you!”

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Joke of the day – Rainbow

Well, what do you know…it’s a rainbow-wow!

Hi Puppy

Have a great week, everyone!

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Joke of the day – Dough

Why is money called dough?

Perfecto

Because we all knead it.