Tag Archives: very funny jokes

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Joke of the day – Capricious

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I love snow.

Actually, I hate snow!

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Joke of the day – Soul mate

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I’ve found my sole mate!

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Joke of the day – Let’s bake

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because I knead the dough.

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Joke of the day – Skunk

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Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

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Of course, they’re very scent-imental!

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Joke of the day – Light in tunnel

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The light at the end of the tunnel ….

is a train!

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Joke of the day – Exercise

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Exercise???

Oh! thought you said “Extra fries”

 

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Joke of the day – Yoga

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Yoga humour?  Well,  I dunno – that’s a stretch.

yoga panda

http://www.ohmygodfacts.com

yoga orang utan

http://www.roflzoo.com

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Joke of the day – Coke

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I tried sniffing coke once …

cute dog coke bottle

… but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose!

 

 

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Joke of the day – Suntan lotion

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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Joke of the day – Wet Paint

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A dog saw a sign that said: “Wet Paint” –

so he did!

 

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