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Quote of the day – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Happy is the house
that shelters a friend.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Quote of the day – NBC

Just put your feet up and chill.”
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Joke of the day – Houglass

“I had an hourglass figure
but the sand shifted.”
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Joke of the day – Nursery rhyme

“Polly put the kettle on.

We’ll all have tea…”

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Joke of the day – Monday drools

Don’t feel like a Great Dane today. Life at the moment is MunDane.”
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Quote of the day – NBC

Wherever life takes you,
just enjoy the stroll.”
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Joke of the day – Odour

What did the judge say when a skunk ran into the courtroom?
“Odour in the court! Odour!
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