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Joke of the day – Uplift

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“We’re here to lift your spirit”
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Joke of the day – Snapped

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“Dear God, my sole is in despair!”
“I will heel you, my child. Take one baby croc step at a time.”
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Happiness is …

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motionless solitude!
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Quote of the day – Ben Hecht

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“Time is a circus, always packing up & moving away.” – Ben Hecht
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Joke of the day – Goal

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“I’m a goal digger.”
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Quote of the day – NBC

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“Sunday is a day of rest.
And the rest of all the other stuff can wait.”
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Joke of the day – ‘Howldy’

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Beware! I’m a big bad woof!
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Joke of the day – Lap nap

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“Dad left his lap at home so I can take my naps.”
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Quote of the day – Jess Lair

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“Children are not things to be molded, but are people to be unfolded.”
― Jess Lair
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Joke of the day – Tell tail sign

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“I’m trying my best to stay calm, Mom.
But my tail is betraying me.”