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Joke of the day – Milkshake

I’ve been working for an Arab dairy farmer, 

or Milk Sheikh as he prefers to be called. 

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Joke of the day – Pirate

How do you make a pirate angry?

Take the “P” out of him!

 

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Quote of the day – Jinny Fleischman

“A meal is the whole experience of getting together

and sharing with friends.  It is more than food.”

– Jinny Fleischman

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Life is short …

… wear your FLIP FLOPS!

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flip flops

 

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Taking time off …

… to get some vitamin SEA.

cat at the beach

“Time to switch off.  See you soon, folks!”

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Quote of the day – Mahatma Gandhi

“The day the power of love overrules the love of power,

the world will know peace.”

– Mahatma Gandhi

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Joke of the day – The Wrong T-Shirt

the wrong t-shirt

Shaye:  “Mom, I don’t like this T-shirt.  It’s  wrong.”

Me:  “What’s wrong with it, baby?

Shaye:  “It says –

But I want a T-shirt that says –

My Love for Mom and Dad and Sister

Shaye with hello kitty mask

 

 

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Laundry

Laundry is

the only thing

that should be

separated by

colour

– Author unknown

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