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Joke of the day – The Wrong T-Shirt

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Shaye:  “Mom, I don’t like this T-shirt.  It’s  wrong.”

Me:  “What’s wrong with it, baby?

Shaye:  “It says –

But I want a T-shirt that says –

My Love for Mom and Dad and Sister

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Laundry

“Laundry is

the only thing

that should be

separated by

colour“

– Author unknown

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Bad Hair Day

“Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges,

but eventually you find a hair stylist you like”

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Joke of the day – Creative writing

A teacher asked her students to write a sentence

using the words ‘defeat, defense and detail‘.

Little Tommy wrote: 

De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail.

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Quote of the day – Thich Nhat Hanh

“Because of your smile, you make life more beautiful.”

– Thich Nhat Hanh

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Joke of the day – Donuts

“Donut worry. The center of a donut is 100% fat free.”

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Joke of the day – Coffee

ONE cup of coffee a day is good for your health!

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Quote of the day – Native American Proverb

“The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears.“

– Native American Proverb

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Joke of the day – Mustache

“I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.”

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