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Inside Our Dreams – Jeanne Willis

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 Where do people go to when they die?
Somewhere down below or in the sky?
‘I can’t be sure,’ said Grandad, ‘but it seems
they simply set up home inside our dreams.’

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Joke of the day – Trangression

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A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said, “Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”

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Quote of the day – Irish Proverb

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“Laughter is brightest where food is best.”

– Irish Proverb

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Quote of the day – Jim Elliot

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“Wherever you are, be all there!”

– Jim Elliot

 

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Joke of the day – Army of the Lord

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Pastor:   “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

Parishioner: “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”

Pastor:  “How come I don’t see you except at Easter and Christmas?”

Parishioner : “I’m in the secret service.”

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Quote of the day – Harry Winston

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“People will stare,

make it worth their while”

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– Harry Winston

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Quote of the day – Pearl S. Buck

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“Many people lose the small joys in the hope for the big happiness.”
― Pearl S. Buck

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Surfing

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If it swells, ride it!

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Keep surfing, Zap…..until we meet again!

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-Author unknown

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Joke of the day – Menu

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Ms Penguin:  “What’s on the menu?”

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Mr Penguin:  “ME n U”

 

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